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Anonymous said: Miles away But a scroll so near I'd share a drink with you And your soon to be hubby too

come one, come all, I’m always down to get liquored up. Together we were burning a bottle a night. True love.

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Over 600

followers and never one 

invasive anon.

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I wish I could afford to be as drunk as I want to be every day.

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naterpie said: what are your all time favorite movies?

The Professional, Goodfellas, Bronson

I really love movies so there are a bunch that I love but I know these by like heart. Hard to think of really

Photo 26 Aug 6 notes I haven’t finished my tequila yet so if you could please send me messages while I watch KNIGHT RIDER I would be ever so happy.

I haven’t finished my tequila yet so if you could please send me messages while I watch KNIGHT RIDER I would be ever so happy.

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nintendofiend:

billybuckaroo:

in veggietales they make a lot of jokes about lack of hands/limbs but this one is the best

This was actually hilarious

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k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

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nostalgiaultra:

Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless

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Photo 26 Aug 1 note This is the 3rd time I’ve cast on this cape. The yarn is actually bright purple. Hopefully 3rd time’s the charm!

This is the 3rd time I’ve cast on this cape. The yarn is actually bright purple. Hopefully 3rd time’s the charm!

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princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

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